Franken Teddy ushered me into Darryl’s division, a dim little workplace lit by flickering fluorescent lights.
“THE NEW SATANIC THRALL HAS ARRIVED,” introduced Franken Teddy.
Darryl walked up and eyed me up and down. He was a brief…
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